Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.

Jack Handey

New CD Available!

Jazz Martyrs have completed their debut recording and it will be available soon...

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New Drums!

I recently took possession of a new set of Yamaha Recording Custom Drums.

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